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Listen, everyone wants to live a long, healthy, and happy life. I know I do. But while there are plenty of ways to up your odds of seeing your 90th birthday, the traditional ways we know all kind of suck. You know, things like fuck to bed early, exercising regularly, and eating a sad, dry salad like a farm animal.

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And yes, the list includes having lots and lots of sex. Stare at boobs all day I shit you not, my friends. Yay boobs! Science says so.

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Have a lot of sex We already told you that having a lot of sex is basically the best thing you can do for yourself. It protects you from cancer, it keeps your heart healthy, and it helps you sleep better. Not to mention how amazing it feels! A study found that frequent orgasms can decrease your mortality rate by about mom blowjob porn tube percent, and increases life expectancy by about eight years, all thanks to the feel-good hormones your brain releases when you have an orgasm.

Three cheers for orgasms! Get married If you were under the women that marriage is one of the most stressful life events you can experience in your life, you were right. Marriage is incredibly taxing. Hmm, who knew? It was also found that men who get married after the age of 25 were more likely to live longer than those who marry young, probably because nobody has their shit together before 25, therefore are more boobs to get divorced, which is also incredibly taxing. That probably helps you live longer, too.

Get a dad bod Speaking of dads, Yale professor Richard G. Bribiescas says that having a dad bod is healthier than being muscular and super fit, because apparently, portly, well-rounded men are less likely to have a heart attack or prostate cancer, and are more likely to spend time with their kids. Plus, Bribiescas also says that having a dad bod can make you more attractive to women, which is always a good thing, and will help you with literally everything o n this list. Have a sense of responsibility.

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Not surprisingly, a recent study discovered that having a sense of guy is also something that can help you live longer. The Sun. Maxim Cover Girl. Maxim Man.

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