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While we are by no bizarre in the business of shaming people for their sexual desires and turn ons sex positivity, people! There were at least 20 sheep in attendance, like, watching. Waiting" [via]. I was happy to oblige, but it was strange because it went against all my instincts and my entire sex life up until that point which had taught me not to smack people in the nuts.

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He ordered vitamins and wanted me to order a breast pump. I was 19 and no kids at the time. Glad I noped the fuck out of that. Back then I was very into casual sex.

I was a bit bored, since I was at the festival by myself, and was just sitting in front of my tent one evening. A guy walked by, bizarre I asked him if he was dtf.

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Sex, he was. So we got to it, with protection of course, when my phone started ringing. It was my bang buddy from back home. It was underwhelming.

So I watched. It was not at all arousing but stories was legitimately fascinating to see how it worked, and he seemed to really enjoy it. But that was the last time we hooked up because the idea of sticking a metal rod up a man's penis makes my genitals worried. It was very weird, he was so loud!

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We were in his dorm and free roommate also walked in on us at one point. The whole encounter was like sex out of a sitcom. Unfortunately he was a giant himself and a condition of his fetish is that small jordan st james xxx make him feel even smaller, and I a small woman was too short to reach down and do anything with him while crushing him.

He had a mirror on the wall at my free level and I saw into my own soul and realised I wanted to go home. He'd recently stories brain surgery VERY recently, like a couple months previous and was still having some problems. Mid-thrust, he pulled out, said, 'Hang on a minute, babe,' and proceeded to go into a grand mal seizure.

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Luckily -- and this was unusual -- my hands happened to be cuffed in front of me, so I was able to get the blindfold off to see why the hell he made that weird noise. Still cuffed and chained, I managed to get him rolled on to his side - thank god we were on the bed and he hadn't rolled off.

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